I am so unbelievably mad right now that I am going to rip all the life out of that stupid girl who ruined my entire life for the rest of forever that she will be so mad that she even dared put a ticket in that she will give the book to me and I will tear her soul apart.
And in my fury, I forgot to tell you what I was talking about. Well, it's a funny story. And by funny, I'm talking to those evil people out in the world who find people's anger and disappointment funny.
Okay, I'll start off at the beginning. Once upon a time there was this person named Lilyflower who had a friend named Tomato (that is not her real name). Tomato was over at Lilyflower's house and they were talking about the Summer Reading Program that was going on. Tomato convinced Lilyflower to participate in it since she was going to be all alone at the ending party. So Lilyflower gave in and decided to do it. Then, a few days before, Lilyflower realizes that her friend won't be going to said party because she'll be away at sleepaway camp. So Lilyflower decides not to go. She looks back at the email that the librarians sent her to say she won't be going and to get a consolation prize.
But she rereads the entire email and finds that the book that she had been waiting forever to come out, Goliath, was going to be released there one month early, and signed by the most awesome author who wrote it, and if you entered that in a prize you would win. Seeing that, I decided I needed to go more than anything in the entire world.
So that day I went, and got 20 tickets. I entered them all for Goliath. I could have put them in to get an itouch, but I wanted Goliath.
So I wait forever to see if I am finally going to get Goliath. Then they finally announce the winners. This one girl who won 135 tickets and was bragging to everyone about it and didn't even want it as badly as I did won. I was so upset and furious. But then, she also won a digerie doo. And since you can only win one prize, she chose the digerie doo and they redrew for Goliath. Then, they called out the numbers on the ticket one by one. I was so close. But the girl who won also won another book. She decided to keep her first book, not Goliath. So they redrew a third time, and I came so close to winning, but another girl who hadn't won anything yet won it. And now I am the angriest person on the planet.
The end.
Oh, and PS. I got another book. It's a short story anthology by some of my favorite authors and steampunk, so once I get over the fact that I lost Goliath, I'll be really happy that I got that.
And in my fury, I forgot to tell you what I was talking about. Well, it's a funny story. And by funny, I'm talking to those evil people out in the world who find people's anger and disappointment funny.
Okay, I'll start off at the beginning. Once upon a time there was this person named Lilyflower who had a friend named Tomato (that is not her real name). Tomato was over at Lilyflower's house and they were talking about the Summer Reading Program that was going on. Tomato convinced Lilyflower to participate in it since she was going to be all alone at the ending party. So Lilyflower gave in and decided to do it. Then, a few days before, Lilyflower realizes that her friend won't be going to said party because she'll be away at sleepaway camp. So Lilyflower decides not to go. She looks back at the email that the librarians sent her to say she won't be going and to get a consolation prize.
But she rereads the entire email and finds that the book that she had been waiting forever to come out, Goliath, was going to be released there one month early, and signed by the most awesome author who wrote it, and if you entered that in a prize you would win. Seeing that, I decided I needed to go more than anything in the entire world.
So that day I went, and got 20 tickets. I entered them all for Goliath. I could have put them in to get an itouch, but I wanted Goliath.
So I wait forever to see if I am finally going to get Goliath. Then they finally announce the winners. This one girl who won 135 tickets and was bragging to everyone about it and didn't even want it as badly as I did won. I was so upset and furious. But then, she also won a digerie doo. And since you can only win one prize, she chose the digerie doo and they redrew for Goliath. Then, they called out the numbers on the ticket one by one. I was so close. But the girl who won also won another book. She decided to keep her first book, not Goliath. So they redrew a third time, and I came so close to winning, but another girl who hadn't won anything yet won it. And now I am the angriest person on the planet.
The end.
Oh, and PS. I got another book. It's a short story anthology by some of my favorite authors and steampunk, so once I get over the fact that I lost Goliath, I'll be really happy that I got that.
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