Fight with myself

Me 1: Do I really have to do this?
Me 2: Yes. You promised people that you would write a blog post about Christmas after the Christmas Eve one.
Me 1: But it's Christmas. Can't I have the day off?
Me 2: Are you saying you'd break your promise?
Me 1: But I don't feel like doing it!
Me 2: Stop being so lazy.
Me 1: But I wanna watch Doctor Whoooooooo!
Me 2: You can do that later.
Me 1: *frowns* But I want to watch it now.
Me 2: You promised your friends that you would.
Me 1: They probably didn't even see it. If I delete it now, no one would notice.
Me 2: That's not very honest.
Me 1: Who cares?
Me 2: I do!
Me 1: But I don't.
Me 2: Your opinion doesn't count.
Me 1: Yours doesn't either. In fact, we're two parts of a whole, so overall, our opinion on the subject is neutral. So that means I can do it.
Me 2: Don't try to out-logic me.
Me 1: I can do whatever I want to do.
Me 2: No you can't, I still have control over half of you.
Me 1: Well then I'll just have to get rid of you.
Me 2: You can't, you'll get rid of yourself too.
Me 1: *frowns* I'm still not writing this post.
Me 2: Yes you are. See you're typing this into your blog right now.
Me 1: That's typing, not writing.
Me 2: It's the same thing!
Me 1: No it's not. Writing is using a pen or pencil or whatever and physically writing out the words onto a piece of paper or something. Typing is just hitting buttons on a computer to make words.
Me 2: I didn't need to know your definitions of writing and typing.
Me 1: Well, you looked like you needed it, seeing as you could tell the difference between them.
Me 2: * scowls* You're annoying.
Me 1: Thank you very much.
Me 2: *in a sarcastic tone* You're very welcome.

Merry Christmas everyone. And now, you'll be addicted to Doctor Who just like I am.