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Saturday, November 6, 2010

I have a story to tell you people

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Okay here we go.

One day I was at the beach with some people I didn't know, attending their party. It was Halloween afternoon, around 4pm. I remembered vaguely that I needed to go home, but couldn't remember why. I saw two dogs tied up to a pier. Everyone was talking about how awesome their Halloween was going to be. One guy said how he was going to have a ton of fake blood on him for his costume, and that was it.

And suddenly, I remembered. Blood. I would turn into a vampire. I ran to my car and drove home. The whole way I worried that I would turn into a vampire and jump out of my car and drink someone's blood.

When I finally got home it was about 7pm. I dashed into my house and locked the front door. Then I started to feel it. The change. My teeth grew into fangs and I threw on my vampire cape. I wanted blood, but not enough to try and keep people away from me.

The first trick or treaters came. They rang the doorbell and I ran to the other side of my house and hid. I didn't want to want their blood. I was still partly myself. They rang the doorbell a few more times. "Hey. I see another door here. Maybe there's candy," one of the trick or treaters said. Oh no. I left the back door open.

They walked in the back door.

"What a strange house," one of them said.

"Go away. Get out of my house," I pleaded. "Go."

They didn't listen. At least soon enough. I then fully turned into a vampire. All I wanted was their blood. I came out of my hiding and went over to them.

"Nice costume," one of them said. They were in a costume that 'joined' their bodies, but they had separate heads.

"It's not a costume," I said, smiling an evil sort of smile.

"Nice try, but we're not that gullible," the other head said.

"I warned you," I said and lunged towards them. They started running, realizing I was telling the truth. They had a lead, but I was too fast. I caught up to them when they were in my backyard. I grabbed one of the heads and stuck my fangs in their neck. I sucked up all of his blood. I grabbed the next head.

"No. Please. No. Dooooooooooooooooooooooon't!" It was the last words he ever said. I quickly drained him of his blood.

I went out into the night and looked for more people to suck blood from. There were lots of people to choose from on Halloween.



This was a dream I had. I admit, it was a lot creepier in my dream. And it wasn't very creepy here. But there's no way to describe how creepy a dream can be. It just is. And in my dream I was the vampire. And the blood tasted like grape juice. And now, I really want grape juice. I keep having to tell myself that it doesn't come from human necks, it comes from juicebox necks (aka straws).

2 comments:

Hello. I'm not really sure what this does. I hope it doesn't kill anything on here.